FUNERARY BOX - Hell-Hammered Horror LP
Godless death-mongers will grovel in orgasmic misery before the throne of FUNERARY BOX! Akin to smoking methamphetamines directly out of Lucifer’s mighty cock, there will be no room left in your throat for even a single feeble scream as this relentless battery of unapologetic mongoloid metal hammers your skull into a frothy pink pulp. Primitive barbarian violence performed by mentally-crippled cretins driven to blood lust by the moldering sonic curses of VENOM, SHUB NIGGURATH, IMPETIGO, NUCLEAR DEATH, SARCOFAGO and beer. These eight torrid tracks make up a slab of abysmal filth guaranteed to sodomize every other pussy record in your pathetic collection. The entire pressing comes carved in black vinyl with a traditional black and white album cover, lyric sheet and no fucking retarded MP3 download card or any other bullshit gimmickry. Adult contemporary art house metal fuck off; this is belligerent blasphemous noise custom crafted for knuckle-dragging neanderthal scum.